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my cock is big.

we know welcome back

there's a monster from the past

he's like a Tornado,here one minute gone the next

you know

I wondered about ya KKC, good to see you and your friend are doing well!

To match your mouth

What did you say? you want to suck my cock? Im horny as a four peckered billy goat!!!
my cock is big.

not if i get my way!

how was prison?

We'll have to take your word at that.

Eye see that putting a spanner in the works for his protest!

All fun an' games till someone takes an eye out innit?

Eye see the red circle of death has morphed into the red arrow of daeth...

Well, eye couldnt see much in this shocking video, except that the Iranians must buy their cheap cameras and cell phones from JoJos friends.

iranian paintballing sucks

see a red arrow, run like fuck!

But run in the opposite direction it is pointing?

Thats easy for you to say! Try wearing my shoes.

maybe he can become a wicked piano tuner now

All these Iran videos are unnecessary, you should make a montage.

thats an eyesore

BOOMHEADSHOT!!!

Is the Iranian Protester that gets Shot In the Head Died?

First kingkongcock and then you! Can life get any better?

NOT ANOTHER TREEHUGER....... WAIT A MINUTE... WHATS WRONG WITH ME NOW....?!!!

Leave that ruffian to me.

What do u Think?

If it looks died, and it feels died, and it smells died. IT'S DIED!!!!!!

There is shooting until one person get's hit and the shooting stops? Smells of provacteurism.

Or; the cops could be turning in their betting slips, to see who's won the morning over/under course you may be right, but you know how those fuckers gamble eh

there`s some decent glass eyes on the market nowadays, to make it more fun, get two different colours! of course you wudnt know but hey, thats life.

i simply don't understand why no one ever does CPR after something like this, i mean never, you always see people just standing around wailing.iknow he was shot in the head, but not everyone dies from it.DO CPR, HELLO!

I'm certified. Last I checked CPR is not very effective for brain scrambled by fascists bullet.
The good people of Iran need to be armed. It is their only hope. In a Reagan like fashion, too.
That piece of shit Obama will never do it. Perhaps Israel will be the Iranian peoples only hope. How ironic is that? It would be in BOTH countries best interest. In other news-I'm going to the non-televised UFC tonight.

The Iranian people's "only hope" for what?

dont mind cum ggarglin, he's the town idiot.

GG don't fuck around with details, we want CPR done on the Supine Iranian, whose lost the eyes from his Cranium!!! can you and your certification, arrange it for our twisted NT Gratification? Oh oh,when I smell toast and I rhyme,its Potato seizure time

Hey, ggallin1. After reading your erudite and carefully considered diatribe I am left in no doubt that you have, indeed, been certified. I do hope they have given you a nice padded cell and a rubber spoon.

If Iran was run by Jews, then the Messiah would have somebody to actually pay for said guns, idiot.

ggallin1 = useful idiot for the new world order

We're talking Iraians here, HELLO! We tried teaching them CPR, but they kept blowing in the wrong end.

Aside from a bunch of fuck-faces typing shit with their dirty dick beaters (aka hands), why don't one of you shit bags attempt to explain to me how the US (wont happen because Obama is a liberal pussy), or Israel (hopefully)-arming the Iranian people to overthrow their Government would be a bad thing?
Perhaps you fucking meat gazers like Islamic psycho's with nukes?
You'll be the first bitching about the US (and somehow blaming Israel) if they use one.
You people suck either way.
You're worthless liberals.
Bitch about everything-do nothing to help.
assMUCH
SADBASTARD
ONEOAR
What the fuck do any of you have to add for a good outcome of the current state of Iran????
Nothing because you all SUCK.
I'll check back to see what kind of genius fucking ideas you come up with.

You are still a fag, no matter how much you put us internets folk in our place

...that's Mister fag to you.

what the fuck are you yappin about? shouldnt you be on facebook showing your support?..

Don't you just luv those pixel puzzles

I used to date a midget a while back.
I was nuts over her!

So your the wise cracker that ran off with my wife huh?

for a moment there it looked like a game of hide'n'seek

bet he dident see that comeing

Given the Oversized Craniums of the Persian race,for the police it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Be far more Humane for the restriction of firearms to close quarters;in situations such as this they should only be allowed to Truncheon/Club people to death

looks like he was reenacting the bobby kennedy shooting

well your title is correct have a gold star

Another day in the Iranian ghetto.

HEADSHOT... BOOYAH

hey chief... i don't know why but i think u sound like mr. t...

Snarf

NT makes u a better human being...

Omg

Does anyone have foreign handbags for sale?

welcome back mr king kong cock

Does anyone have asian handbags for sale?

never show up for a gun fight with a rock

Yet again, the Red Arrow of Death shows no mercy!!

you must have really low expectations out of life

I have really low expectations out of life, that way when sumptin' good happens it just puts me in a flippin good mood.

this is insane.
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All those who want to get shot in the head say "eye"

lol, what a lod (yes "lod")i didnt even wait for the circle,,,arrow,,whatever it was GRAINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FOOTAGEEEEEE!!! lol hemp hemp hemp

Shot to the head and your to late, darling you give love a bad name.......

is he really died?

Shut the fuck up.

with those fucking eyes, he must be jojo's relative...

Was that a Subway restaurant sign I saw? Anyway- lets break this down:
1. Slow, fat Iranian guy is an easy target. No style points given. At least the chick was kinda hott.
2. When you are on the ground in a daze, and you look up and see cell phones in your face- your fucked.
3. Can we get these losers some real cellphones to take these videos? These pay-as-you-go phones from AliAbbba-Mart are cheap shit quality.

Here here, well said how's about 4.) Remove the Red Arrow of Death. I mean it's not really the spirit of good sportsmanship is it?

ya know the thing about how 3 world shit holes are always last to get technology is a good thing in many ways,the main one i think is that they get all our shitty cameras with grainy vids while we cherry pick the good shit!!!!
giving a baggage handler is a death wish for your luggage!!!

in a few days iran is gonna be the new desert

Why? It's doing alright as the old one.

I saw the word "Tweet" in the title and got all excited for nothin.

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now".
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird crap."
"It was my first day with the hook."

aarrrrrrr.

Murder

Fuck Iran. Nuke it.

His last words were, 'eye matey'!

i saw that nspcc advert a while back, you know the one? jenny`s uncle makes her do things she doesn`t understand! i thought..what "suduku"

saw the one from Michael Jackson's unreleased bio, the bodyguard holds the doll in front of the young boy " Johnny, point to where you want the strange fruitcake to touch you"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The barkeep see's this and said hey you have a steering wheel hanging out of your pants!
The pirate said arrrrrrrr matey it's been driving me nuts!!

That is what I like about NT. The jokes are as good as the videos.

LMAO

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That afro-mullet makes you look like an idiot. I swear to God, if you don't get a hair cut, I'm going to cut that shit with a machete.

It's times like this when I miss yanxuanjie. Telling that bastard with the long, mangy hair always made my day!

Oh, Most Ancient One. Is your dislike of yanxi's tonsorial design because he is young and still has hair, whereas age has given you a tonsured hair style? I come to you for guidance and teaching.
P.S. An old acquaintance of yours - Tittie Caca, that pole dancing crack whore - was asking after you. She says you still owe her $20 from the last time she 'accommodated' you, and American Express will do nicely.

Yanx is a scrawny little shrimp! You're probably fantasizing about running your fingers thru his thick mangy wig! If that's the case, then I hope you get a rise out of it. As far as I'm concerned, I'm still thinking about getting rid of that porcupine that's sitting on the top of his head with a shotgun!

Oh Most Ancient of the Ancient. Your wisdom and understanding transcends the minds of mere mortals. Your head is a smooth and blemish free dome of knowledge unsullied by the hair of youth. Your way is the true way of enlightenment.
P.S. Tittie Caca says if you don't pay up she will sell her story to the Sunday papers, and she will include the gerbil and the tapioca - she said you would understand?
Your unworthy acolyte,
sadbastard

I'm flattered by your generous opinion about me, young grasshoppa. But I have to be fair to other enlighten sages like SBFC4LIFE and SpankyMcMeat. In brief, observe their witty and profound sayings. SBFC: My cock is died. Spanky's retort: Shut the fuck up! I know. It takes time to sink in. Especially when you've lived in a cave of ignorance, such words can only find their way into your soul very, VERY slowly.
But that'll be enough for now, Young Grasshoppa. I bid you Adieu!

If you fucks learn anything here learn this, do not try to out-wit MachuPichu unless you want to look stupid.

It's nice to know I have a peer in NT! Cheers to you Mack!

Hey mack. I don't need to look stupid. I AM stupid. -

Just because I am a nice person, I will agree. You certainly are stupid. Feel better now?

Hey, thanks Annoyer. It's good to have friends.

He he, at least your a nice kind of stupid.

As you command, oh wise one.

Andy Gibb was by too, he asked if we'd take Michael Jackson back.

Hey I R Baboon. I've no idea what you said, but, if it rattles SpanktheWank's cage, it gets my vote.

Shut the fuck up.

Spank, I can only agree with you.

You little brown noser you, and I mean that in the nicest way.

subtitles: C'mon!!! take the wallet QUICK!
Subtitle2: look look my iphone is takeing video of the dead guy! IT IS REALLY TAKEING VIDEO!!!

Transformers .. more than meets the eye

When a reporter asked the other protesters the reason why they didn't get shot, they simply responded: Iran!!!

why they keep protesting if they know they going to get killed?!!!!!!ONE MORE VID LIKE THIS ONE AND PROTESTING TOO DAM IT!!!

oh well

Thanks to whoever posted this video. The mainstream
press like AP and CNN are watering down events in
Tehran.

i have to go to court tomorrow

dicknballs; you'll be the only one there, tomorrow's Sunday.

I'm Australian, it was 4am on sunday when I posted that.

Australians posting on NT? Brian, that has GOT to be illegal!

That's why he has court.

The Court should punish him by transporting him to Australia.

Funny shit! Mack, dicknballs, Huston, sadbastard

ANOTHER ONE really!!!! holyshit this must be a new record for them, anyone counting?

what the fuck

poor bastard.

How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to
comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local
person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards
in case the pictures don't come out.

Q:How many people like American tourism?
A:None, they just like painting on fake smiles and kissing ass when it's the season and then talkin shit after they leave.

FTP. Seems the cops in Iran are no different from the cops in the USA.

i suck meat.

Mike, is that you?

Leave that ruffian to me.

So Spank, the rumours are true; you really do fancy Mike! He will certainly be rough enough for you!

Shut the fuck up.

Bow meh say head shot

i'm drunk

I expect nothing less.

Yeah me to but keep the faith man, dont fade out now!

I love seeing terrorists killing each other.

now he's a white line

I was at this protest, but when I heard the gunfire, I RAN.

fake

big up2 the nothingtoxic camera crew in iran

damn i am full as fuck.. and i just videophoned with my sogrinha/mother-in-law from rio plus family haha but it worked.. these damn saturday nights.. you shouldnt be online when you are pissed man!

ha,que se puede esperar de estos comentarios de estos yankes putos del orto culeros de su madre

shit,Terrorist and rogue state.

Alot of people don't kno this but you can put yur weed in there

yankeeputo
Puede esperar mi verga en su culo?

WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING?
THIS ONLY HAPPENS LIKE 50 FUCKING TIMES A DAY THERE

tuck and roll.....TUCK AND ROLL!

In the 'How Not To Participate in a Lesbian Makeout Session' video can someone tell me what I'm meant to be looking at? I just don't see what's funny.

Extreme video? This kind of shit is just a quiet Sunday afternoon in west Baltimore!

gipsy nations sux

Hey Mack I just learnt 2 things,
1 Your tounge is in Machu's arse.
2 Your understanding of wit is low.
LOL

Dynabolic, I can only agree with you.

Touchet

@ Dynabolic
I've only learn one thing about you, you mangy mutt! You're a gaping asshole waiting to get stuffed! I wonder if sadbastard is doing you a favor tonight!

Hey Sensei, I thought we were going to double-team Tittie Caca tonight. You have not forgotten, have you?

Hey Machu it appears after only being here for 2 months you have achieved the No1 spot by making more comments and favouriting more clips than anyone else. This indicates to me you have way to much time on your hands and that you are probably a really really boring person maybe even a LOSER of massive proportions.
cheers to you for your unbelievable dedication

Ive got money now and i recently invested in a brand new, state of the art Iphone 3g with internet access.I cant watch the videos but i can make comments, like this one, Im in love with my hand!!having a big cock is more a curse than a blessing, all women can do is lick it!!
my cock is big.

KKC, I can only agree with you.

Dynabolic says, "Mack has a nice cock". sadbastard replies, "Dynabolic, I can only agree with you".

Mack, I can only agree with you.

And here i was thinking Mack was a chick. silly me!

Mack Yeah OK you have a nice cock, But it's a shame its hanging of your forehead.LOL

Hey, I've got an iPhone G3, too - its smooth, sleek lines draped in a sexy, white Incase Slider. My iPhone IS my cock...which would explain why the battery only lasts 5 sodding minutes.

Fuck it's a long way down here.

jojo go go give me a polo horses love polo mints.

how sad
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uuuu fuck all of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

He needed that like another hole in the head

fuck u starin at?

I don't know. I was hoping you could tell me.

This is crazy!
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Shut the fuck up.

They don't half make a noise

he's died!

I read that there are total amount of about 20.000 to 50.000 people missing in Iran, the protesters and all.

sensitive albino?

I saw so many hot pics and video about it on -^^^-B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g-c O m^^^this dating site. And it's free!
just a few mins, you will find the perfect one!!

so in that country if you make a
gun shot noise. They all run towards it
so one m80 and a nuke

and as it is, Iran crumbled our economy, so we unto there's. Burn in hell bitch's.

"Eww EWw Let me see! Let me see! AAAAHHHHHH!!!! Oh my God oH my GOd!""

oooow

is he died

this is really crazy
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Interesting times we are living in.

i want buy ur handbag

So let me get this straight. Iranian protesters strategy:
-We meet on streets
-We scream allah
-We charge police while unarmed
-If someone gets shot we all go apeshit
Repeat Until tired.

now chop these fuckin onions

Here in the States, freedom of speech gets tear gassed, over in Iran it gets shot in the face!

Yep, he is most likely died.

suddenly a million people appear out of no where.....wow

I found a great site """""B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g-c O m """""" It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a sexy beauties and even hot celebs and make it true!

Talk about getting your cap peeled.

dont laugh (hihihuhuhhahahHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA)

i ve got an i phone. so what big wow. big phone

I dont mean to quote that SXBC4LIFE cunt, but did that guy die?

pisstake the bloke in the blue was robbing his chain !! he got shot like 2mins before and already the skanky poor fucks are jacking him up

ahhh, while you all are pretending you have big dicks, im drinking an ice cold american beer and glowing with happiness that another irainian has died, FUCK YOU SAND NIGGAS

good point

call the ambulance !! and stop yelling

Shut the fuck up.

Sorry. I was in DESPERATE need of a handbag this morning while you were selfishly absent. I instead bought one from a mexican on the corner. I think its made from a deceased relative and it smells of Ex-Lax. I asked how it compares in quality to those asian handbags. He said yours are inferior quality because asians can't see properly from their squinty squinty eyes. He laughed so hard he farted. I smelled re-fried beans and Ex-Lax.

@Jojo
我们不希望您的愚� ��手袋

Damn. You are one persistent bitch, aren't you Jojo? Too bad about the shitty handbag business.

Leave that ruffian to me.